Tuesday, December 28, 2004.
12:26 AM
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love with him for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist!"
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Monday, December 27, 2004.
9:10 PM
Melv's grandma oledy came back from Normah Hospital. Haha. Turns out she just needed sum medication. Prayers have been answered. And they have been granted. Hurray! Arhchar 4 everyone. Teehee...
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3:47 PM
Aww man. I jus got off the phone wif Melv and he said his grandma is sick and has been emmited 2 Normah Hospital. Damn man. I jus spoke 2 her on da phone like 1 hour ago. Anyone dat is readin this post, please pray 4 her. Her archars were the best man! Get well soon...
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Tuesday, December 21, 2004.
11:46 PM
Dis right here, is wad i've been drinkin in China. Tsing Tao BEER!!! Wohoo! The whole time i wuz der, i drank dis every single day. I mean, it wuz either dis, or it wuz scorchin hot Chinese tea. Well, me, bein a COLD drinker, i had 2 go 4 beer. Since its well, cold. Haha. U cud ask 4 cold water but u can rarely get it in return. Instead, yu'd get cold stares at u thinkin dat ur a ravin lunatic 4 drinkin cold water in winter. Hahaha. But wierd tin is, i drank lotsa dat stuff but i dont get drunk. The guy who sat beside me(he wuz in the same tour group) wuz like about 2 explode. Dats how he looked like coz his face wuz all red. Maybe he drank 2 much. Haha. Anyways, there wuz this other drink they had in restaurants. Its called err...i dunno actually coz its in Chinese. Now dat wuz a real kicker. Man, u drink the whole bottle of dat, u'll K.O on da spot! No doubt about it. I drank a sip of dat thing and my lips wuz burnin. So, wuz all the other parts of my body as the drink went down my throat. It contained err...56% alchohol i think. Well, i managed 2 sneak 1 of them puppies back here. I tried 2 get 3 but 2 of them cudnt get pass the imigresen in China coz it wuz in the knap-sack. Darn. So, starin from a far, i cud see 5 bottles of the liquir at the confistication area. Seems like i wuznt the only 1 tryin 2 sneak those back. Haha. Luckily my mum placed 1 in da luggage. Dat, miracilously, made it all the way here. Hahaha. I'll try 2 upload the picture once i find it. Well, but right now, 4 anyone who wants 2 try it,(besides goin 2 China dat is) u can only find it at my house. Hahaha.
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12:03 AM
Well, as u can see, ive been back 4 sum time. Well, as u'd expect, id have pictures....But noooo. My bro had 2 put all it into a CD dat cud'nt be read by a com but only a VCD player!!! U noe how freakin irritatin dat is!!??? All, the pics are i've taken are so close but yet so far...u'd ask me y didnt i take the digicam and put it in da com myself? Well, dats coz it belongs 2 his gurlfren. The cam of cos. And he gave it back!!! Either dat, or its in his room sumwhere. Buried under massive amounts of junk. Im not surprised if he deleted the pics from the memory stick already. Sheesh. Its moments like these where i jus wished 4 my digicam back. Why did it have 2 fall??? Why??? If dat wuznt enuf, why did have 2 fall LENS FIRST 2 the ground??? Why!!!????? Here's the story.....one night, after takin sum pictures of err...i kinda 4got wad, i decided 2 display them on da TV. Bein dat my family wanted 2 see it as well. As u noe, the cam wuz connected 2 the TV thru wires(DUH). As i wuz browsin through the pics, my dad wuz playin wif the cat. Shockin it 2 death. Haha. Well, dats wad he normally does...not most of the times but sumtimes. Ok, back 2 the story. As i wuz browsin, IT HAPPENED! The cat had finally been caught of guard. So my dad shocked it. And it went all crazy and ran wif massive speed(result of shock). So, of all the places 2 run through, it went straight 4 the wires. I didnt see wad wuz gonna happen until the cat finally collided wif the wires and pulled it wif masive force(still, result of shock) jus 2 get the hell away from my dad. My grip on the camera wuznt so tight so, well, IT FELL!!! LENS FIRST into the concrete floor. Well, not exactly concrete. Its Tarazo(howeva u spell it) but its the same hardness! When i picked it up, the lens wuz push in. Everytin else wuz ok but the MOST EXPENSIVE part in the camera.....the freakin LENS!!! Now why did it have 2 fall on the LENS!?? Why!??? My mom blamed it on the cat. Haha. Pure thing. She said "Darn dat cat!!! It cost me money 2 buy u (RM700) and now ur gonna cost me MORE money!??" Well, she said sumtin liddat. For ur information, the cost 2 repair the lense wuz actually the cost of 85% of the price of the whole camera so my dad ended up not sendin it 4 repair. Im still persuadin him 2 get a beta 1 but well, its been over a year since the incident. And now, my bro has a VIDEO CAM...which he is very possesive of. He's very possesive of most of his stuff. But dats him. Anyways, moral is, treasure sumtin while u have it coz u'll neva noe when ur gonna need it sum day. I noe it sounds corny but hei, it freakin sums up wad happened 2 me okay!!????
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Monday, December 06, 2004.
11:45 AM
Well, 2 day's the day im gonna fly. Fly straight 2 the sky....On an aeroplane of course. Im goin 2 the mandarin capital....yep, China. But the problem is, my mandarin's not dat gud. I mean, i can survive in Kuching wif dat level of mandarin(barely) but in China, well lets jus say a few weeks ago i heard them people from China speak their type of MANDARIN n i wuz like...wad de f***? Cud'nt even understand a word! Their version is like so accenty. Like them Bri'ish people and English. Well anyway, i'll try my luck at the bargaining pit but i bet im gonna get slaughtered and dat means.....CASH, AWAY!!! Hahahaha. And also, China is like, a so far away place. So dat means its gonna be a hell of a long time in the aeroplane 4 me. 13 Hours i think. Dats like half a day!!! Dats like watchin 6 movies in the cinema!!! It'll be the longest flight i've ever been in, in my entire life! Wonder how many food servings im gonna get in the plane.....Not 4gettin....its winter time now! So, im gonna be freezin my butt off. Actually dats de part im lookin forward 2. Hehe. Hei, u cant blame me. I've been livin in a country without snow 4 my whole life, so im jus a curious lil boy who wants 2 play in the snow. Wait, unless there's piss or shit on it, then im stayin away. Hehe. Anyways, im off in a few more hrs...n i'll only be back on the 14th so,....buh bye folks in Kch...
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Friday, December 03, 2004.
12:47 AM
Well, here i wuz, in my parent's room, once again. Usin the computer and internet sevice when i saw...wad made me both surprised and puzzled at the same time. My mum, who wuz walkin around the room just a few minutes ago, suddenly picked up my guitar and started playin it! Whoa. Now dat i DONT see everyday. Its like sumtin u see dat makes u use the "Now wad in the blazes in goin on?" line in ur head. Haha. I mean i've seen my dad pickin up the guitar and playin it once in a while if the guitar just happens to be there but neva my mum. Even now, she's playin it. Wierd thin is, she's playin it longer than my dad did. Hahahaha. Come 2 think of it, i neva saw my dad touch the guitar till dis year. I mean after i started takin lessons dat is...
However, i cant seem 2 figure out wad song my mum is playin. ;P
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Thursday, December 02, 2004.
12:54 AM
As u can c my 1st post didnt end up well. Haha. Pressed enter afta i finished typing my title. Waaad??? It wuz reflexes man. It didnt go thru my brain i tell ya. Just the hands. Its just the hands. Well, wad cud u expect from a 1st timer. Anyways, as i said before, im a lil 2 late in creating dis blog. Shuda did it lid when i wuz skoolin. I mean, before the holidays. Darn. Now those days were alot 2 tok about. The shoutings, the stuff flying around the class, the criticising, chemical mixing, board destroying....Aaa those were the days. It wud take a whole night and still, der wud be sumore left 2 tell. But, dats the past. A very crazy 1 when i come 2 think of it. Anyways, since...well, any1 can tell dat by lukin at my time, dat im sleepless. Dats right i cant sleep. I but i have 2. Coz i can hear ppl comin in and out of my parens room (Yes folks, im in my parents room. Hei, my com's spoilt ok???) callin me 2 hit the hay. Well, then dats wad i'll be doin. Dreamin wadeva crap dat comes into dis head of mine.....
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Wednesday, December 01, 2004.
8:18 AM
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