Tuesday, August 14, 2007.
11:21 PM
HERO DECOMMISSIONED? (PART 2)1 p.m. - Our hero finally woke up from his slumber in a blur state...(wonder if the PAINKILLER the doc jabbed me with for no apparent reason last night might have sumthing to do with it!?)..only thinkin of the next thing on his mind besides brushing his teeth...BRUNCH. Upon laying his feet on the ground, the sharp pain coming from our hero's right foot reminded our hero about wad had happened the night before...
1.30 p.m. - Our hero limps down the stairs to have his brunch when he is informed dat he has to leave the house for an x-ray appointment at the General Hospital at 2 p.m. *bummer*
1.55 p.m - Upon arrival at the hospital, our hero wuz soon greeted by his uncle who apparently works there. Here's how the brief conversation went down...
Uncle: Hei, wad are you doing here?
Hero: Oh, i had a sports injury...no problem 1 lar...
Uncle: Aisee...are you ok!?
Now lets see...i just told him i have a sports injury....i wuz limping for the past few minutes before he greeted me..and i have a freaking bandage on my foot!! Jee, i wonder if im ok..*DUHH*...XD
Anyhows, after meeting his uncle, our hero wuz brought to the x-ray room after undergoing hospital procedures. 1 after another patients went in and out of the room..most of them elderly men.(Dont ask me why.)
After around an hour of waiting, our hero finally entered the x-ray room and wuz greeted by 2 radiologists who apparently went straight to the point to positioning him for the x-ray...
They ended up stickin to this position after positioning me for the past 5 freaking minutes..! *No wonder Malaysia's government hospitals are so mundur..*
After the x-ray, our hero
After reviewing the result, the doctor had a short conversation with our hero..
Hero: So doc...how how?
Doc: Erm...well, the good thing is..nothing is cracked or broken lar...
Hero: Then wad's the bad thing..?
Doc: Erm..ur ligamen's kinda torn all the way through...
Hero: Walao eh..liddat, umm...how long will it take till im able to play basketball again?
Doc: Erm..no touching of ball for a month..and get lotsa rest....
Hero: A month!? Walao eh...2 weeks can liaw lar...
Doc: If u want it to tear all the way through then 2 weeks, caaaaan...
Our hero returned home after spending hours and hours at the hospital with the shocking news that he cant play basketball for a month..wad a way to screw the "Patience is a virtue" saying...
Cant blame most people for hating to go to the hospital...wad kind of a person wud like going to the hospital except for free hospital food? And even that tastes crappy..! Everytime u recieve a call from the hospital, u noe its bad..."Umm sir...im calling from the hospital to inform you dat you have contracted testicular cancer...*faint*" But well, on the contrary...i guess something good did come out of my hospital trip...
I leave this part to your imagination..*wink*
Well ppl, i guess our hero has no choice but to undergo temporary decommissioning for a month in order to continue playing basketball normally again...in the mean time, our hero has got to find somthing beta to do to fill in the amount of spare time he has...knitting sounds good...hahahaha...blargh...
Wait a minute..the doctor said no touching ball for a month. He never said anythin about playing basketball now did he...? Man i love specifics...kekekeke...lolz..XP
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of music. the stud everyone is addicted to.
music
Monday, August 13, 2007.
1:55 PM
HERO DECOMMISSIONED? (PART 1)It had been like any other night. Our hero wuz bored and so wuz his justice friends. Giving a 2nd try-out 2 NIGHT BASKETBALL, our hero suits up at getting prepared 2 shed pounds and gain more muscle. Finally, sumtin beneficial our hero can do dat doesnt involve money or eating...lolz. As our hero arrived on the court, he saw more people there than the last time he went. (FIY-The last time, there were only 5 ppl so...u'd imagine how a 2 on 3 match wud be like after a few hours of the same thing. *Our hero fell asleep while playing* ) Anyhows, being all psyched up and all, our hero started doin jumps and warm-up routines..the usual. Finally, 1st 4 on 4 of the night...Our hero started dashing around the court claiming his turf. 3 minutes in the game, our hero had already made 2 steals, 4 rebounds and scored 4 points..(btw...these are all just assumptions..XD). Our hero wuz everywhere...steal here...score there...but little did he know that all of that wuz shortlived. 5 minutes into the game our hero saw an opportunity the grasp the ball from the opponent. To avoid puttin ya'll to sleep, here's a short version of wad happened next. Ball is shot by opponent - ball goes high in the air - ball hits board - every1 else crowds under the hoop - hero comes dashing in from the side court to make the steal - hero jumps in the air, makes the rebound, slams the ball establishing dominance, and finally lands on THE OPPONENTS FOOT!? Ah yes..and wad happened next wuz a loud thud coming from our hero. BLAM!! Our beloved hero came crashing down like a house of cards. Oh but our story doesnt end there..now where wud the fun be in dat hmm..?? After sitting down for around 5 minutes, our hero gets up and starts 2 jump around. Next thing u noe our hero starts jogging and doing suicides(a basketball work-out comprised of short bursts of sprits back and forth). Inspired by the Gori Akagi scene in Slamdunk, our hero hops in the next game and plays sumore. Pain wuz not an obstacle for dis particular hero... After the match had ended, our hero limps back and sits down 2 rest. Calling it a night, our hero takes off his shoes to wear his slippers. While our hero wuz taking off his shoes, he realized dat his right leg(the one with the injury) had become sorta stuck to his shoe. Administrating immense force, our hero finally breaks the hold the shoe had on his foot only to see a grotesque figure staring back at him.
Our hero soon realized that wad he tot wuz a minor injury turned out to be quite a serious 1...lolz..XD
It really wuz like having a freakin face staring at u, laughing at ur demise...
There wuz really nothin our hero cud do...
Realizing the seriousity of the situation, our hero started thinkin of the next thing he cud do to solve the situation. "Hmm...i think i shud..go and eat SPICY GU BAK MEE! Woohoo!!" And dat wuz exactly wad our hero did. Anyhows, upon arrival into his lair, our hero wuz gunned down by his parents regarding the recently sustained injury and wuz brought to the
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Wednesday, August 08, 2007.
12:25 AM
Back in BusinessAaaa...after arund a month and a half of not blogging...our hero is at it again. For the past few weeks, our hero has been busy livin his life. But well, all is not lost here as our hero is back in business 2 lettin the world know his daily adventures. So without wasting anymore time..I give u our hero's very 1st ever...
SUPER ReCAPP!
Here's wad's been goin on for the past few weeks...
Our Hero Does Debating
Aaa...yes ppl, u heard correctly. Our hero participated in a debate. Never tot i'd live 2 see the day. Fighting for the OPPOSITION team, our hero faced the ever dreaded GOVERNMENT about role model issues. Comprized of 3 members, our hero and his team members went in the hall unsure and unprepared. Having no knowledge wad so eva about debating, our hero struts into the debating arena at just startin gunnin down his opponents. Who cudve guessed that by the end of the battle, the OPPOSITION team emerged victorious. On the plus side, our hero ended up winning the title..."Best English Speaker".
Here we see the OPPOSITION members devising plans 2 cripple the GOVERNMENT.
Our hero in shooting action.
All and all, I'd say debating wuznt as bad as i tot it wud be after all..XD
Roadkill lives again!
It wuz like any other day. Our hero wuz there cruisin down the streets with Aaron-Man and Her-Royal-Highness when all of a sudden, our hero spots sumtin moving up ahead on the road. With closer examination, our hero found out dat wad he tot wuz a black plastic bag being by blown the wind, turned out 2 be a bird struggling 2 fly away for its life. Administrating his cat-like reflexes, our hero hops out of the car and swoops in..saving the bird just in time as a 4x4 wuz already approaching at a very high speed. Our hero brought the bird back 2 his lair and nurtured it until it cud fly again. Who knew dat happened only a few hrs after the rescue..lolz..
FIY, the bird ended up relieving itself of its fear from its near death experience by soiling itself on all 3 our heroes.
Another FIY moment, - The bird never did come back. Oh well, its all in a days work for our hero..
Our Hero does KL
A different land, a different place, same old hero. After the long wait, our hero finally arrives in KL and immedietly patrols the streets of KL in search of a certain sum1. Along the way, our hero tries heck loads of good food and met tons of new frenz.
Mmmm...Star shaped egg...
Free folk music and a mime show in the middle of the street...
Although so, being a master of self control, our hero is not so easily distracted from his main goal....
Here we see our beloved hero patrolling the streets of KL...
Having accomplished most of wad he had set out 2 do, our hero returned to Kuching a happy man. (I noe how gay this picture looks but i dont give a shit..XD)
Starbucks in Kuching(its about time!)
The caption says it all. Yes ppl..Starbucks has arrived in Kuching. And its definately about time! Finally we wont be so "kuno" anymore 2wards standardized good ass coffee. A word of advice...dont order the Venti size for your Frappucino if ur tummy isnt up 4 it. It will end up giving u frequent trips to the toilet.
Our Hero does Kuching Festival
Our hero's visit to Kuching Fest this year wuz quite fulfilling having tasted and tried shitloads of good food all over Kuching. They have heck loads of new food choices making our hero very undecisive and very very full. The downside 2 Kuching Fest this year wuz well, no brew drinkin thanks 2 the jacking up of beer pricing bringing it 2 RM8 per can. Thanks alot u profit sucking loosers.
Its amazing how much food a person can buy with the proper funding...XP
With dat ends the recapp of happenings for the past few weeks. More heroic adventures awaits our hero as he embarks on his daily life so do stay tuned for upcoming posts...
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of music. the stud everyone is addicted to.
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