Tuesday, January 15, 2008.
5:27 AM
How long is 2 long?Ok ok...i know u folks have been waiting a while for the 2nd part of muh re-capp post but sad 2 say...its still under construction due 2 umm...some minor set backs in the editorial department. Anyhows...that just leaves us with yeat another fill-in. Boo all u want...im still gonna post it. Nyeh nyeh...XP
The SPRING
<<< The 'Spring'
I just made a joke....gaharrrrr....XP
The Spring surprised shotloads of ppl especially our very own hero being all sceptical about The Spring being better than BouleBUTT. (Boy wuz i ever wrong...) The Spring made an impact in the hearts of Kuching-nites bringin in stores like Quicksilvah, Roxy and Esprit all the way closer to us. Its about time don cha tink? Lolz...and also..finally bringin Starfucks fuckin closer to us Kuching ppl. Stoopid 'Im gonna open it at the airport 1st' concept. Besides that, The Sepiling offers a variety of food in its Food Bazaar which apparently, is designed 2 look almost like the one in KLCC but with a little twist...
As u can see, the design is somewhat similiar to that of KLCC except for the fact that they have...huge azz neon flower pillars~~~!! Woot woot~~!! 2 thumbs up for originality on that 1...XD
Wad makes it even better, The Spring also offers SHUSHEE KEEENG and also Kenny Rogers Roaster's..both outlets u can easily get at BouleBUTT except for the fact that The Spring is wayyyyy closer...XD
Mmmmmmm....salmony goodnessss......
Unagi Roll - Buy 1 free 1....double the fun, double the mmmmmm....
Rmb 2 eat healthy now folks...this shit is good 4 yah...
Hero vs The Spring
The Spring opened on the 10th of January 2008. Curious as he was, our hero decided 2 jump over as The Spring wuz only 5 minutez walking distance from Swinburne...score 1 for Swinburnianz..HOOOOOO~~~!! Anyhows, our hero walks in...walks around...checks out some stores...and then walks out...no big deal. Next thing u noe, our hero recieves a call from his friends 2 apparently....check out The Spring....AGAIN. So there wuz our hero repeating the same thing AGAIN. Our hero finally returns home all exhausted from the whole day of walking and thus crashes on his bed. A few minutes later, he was abruptly awaken by his family who were somewhat, eager to well...u guessed it. Go to The Spring. So there i our finds himself for the 3rd time in the same day doing pretty much the same thing..AGAIN..at The Spring. To think that it was a 1 day thing was sooooo sooooo wrong because believe it or not, our beloved hero ended up at The Spring one way or anotha. Day after day...AGAIN and AGAIN....and AGAIN~~!! Which apparently brings our hero's total visitation 2 The Spring in 4 days to be a whopping 9 times. Buhleeeee dat foo~~~!
All and all...The Spring recieves a 2 thumbs up from our hero and is a must for every1 in Kuching 2 check out. Unless u have anything else betterrr to do? Haha...thought so...XP Well, with The Spring, at least its nice 2 know that little old Kuching masih ada harapan....lmao...XD
To sleep early and get killed...? Or to stay up late and blog...? Hmmm...I'd rather live. Hahahahaha...mish yew baby...*muahkz*
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Thursday, January 10, 2008.
3:44 AM
Temporary Fill-InAaa...well ppl, I knew u were expecting part 2 of the post but due 2 several technical difficulties and a few short in ideas, it just has 2 wait. Apparently, a fill-in had 2 be made 2nite due 2 a certain avid reader of this blogggieee. Hahahaha...oh wells...part 2 will be comin up shortly la baby...i hope....lolz..XD Well, in the mean time....ya'll just have 2 settle for........candid shots of the legendary, Mr FunnyFace...
Sooo...it is without any further delay...i present 2 you.....
MR FUNNYFACE Sex tape vidcaps
These scenes are most certainly not for the faint of heart.
The story starts of with a scene showing the legendary Mr FunnyFace dead asleep dreaming about god knows what. As he whisks away in his dreamz...someone sumwhere was already halfway through his plans to get to Mr FunnyFace....
Here we see Mr FunnyFace having one of his so called....'dreams...'
Unprepared and still in a deroused state, Mr FunnyFace was jumped and ambushed in bed by an unknown character. Not knowing any of the stranger's true intentions, Mr FunnyFace could only hope and pray as he helplessly follows the instructions of the stranger.
"Put your hands up and make me laugh u fucker~~~!!"
WARNING!
The next scenes you are about to see contain partial nudity and is certainly not suitable for children under the age of 18.
Please do not continue scrolling down if you are below the age of 18.
Before Mr FunnyFace knew it, the stranger was all over him. It was only a matter of time before he gave in to the stranger's persuasions....
Cover your eyes kids....dis friggin burns~~!! XD
Before he knew it, FunnyFace ended up submitting totally to the stranger's will and the rest is history....
If you are staring at this picture, then u are a very sick sick person....
After having his way with Mr FunnyFace, the stranger left and is never seen again...leaving Mr FunnyFace with the thought that he might return at anytime. For all our sake, lets just hope that he doesnt. Btw, FIY, all funny people and furniture were not harmed in the production of this tape.
This is most certainly.......my sickest post to date...XP
Anyhows...do tune in shortly ppl, for part 2 of the previous post. Hopefully, there are no more fill-ins required...lolz...XD XD
Hope this made u laugh baby. Hahaha...enjoy urself in KL k? Gonna mish yew LIKE HELL when your gone...sobz....XP
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of music. the stud everyone is addicted to.
music
Tuesday, January 08, 2008.
11:54 PM
Im really back HOOOOOO~~~!! (Part 1)Aaaaa...its been a while in im definately gettin kinda rusty soooo....lets re-capp on the adventures our hero has been through for the past 3 months...
Better Pictures
First of all...this time around, my blog's gonna be so so much better...
How....u ask?
Why with better pictures of course...
Aaaa yesss....finally after much saving, our hero finally cashes out and upgrades himself with a new phone. Regretting his decision at 1st...our hero soon finds out that this new gadget is actually worth every single penny...for instance....
At those desperate times when u need to take fast shots...
This is pure skill rite herr...
At those times when u have nothing better to do but take close-ups of anything u can find...
Look look...its a umm...wadever u imagine it to be....XD
and especially at those abrubt moments when u sense sumthin funny is goin to happen...
Pure Kodak moment rite here...
Aaaah yes....The K810i - truly a bloggers best friend. Great pictures...great quality...
U see...our hero does not lie. And yes..this was taken in the toilet.
Hero at Work
Yes ppl...u heard it rite. Hero's do have to get a job from time to time. Fighting crime and upholding justice all the time doesn't come cheap u know. And thus, our beloved hero joins the Aus Ed Uni Ed task force to spread the word of education while earning RM5 per hour...which is pretty good considering it was a part time job. Wad our hero did not expect were the shitloads of benefit that came with the job like the crazy amount of free food we had, and not to mention the beer...*sssh*.
Here we see our hero and his blood brother, Agent Kim..hard at work contemplating their next plan of attack...
Although so, the job wuznt smooth sailing all the way. I mean we did have to distribute 40 friggin thousand flyers in 6 days and there were only 10 of us which meant.........1 person had to distribute 4000 flyers. DATS ALOTTA SHEEET~~~!! U wud think when the term 'flyers' were used, these things could actually fly, but NOOOOOOOOOOOO..! These things flew like crap when u throwed them...which made our job a whole lot suckier.
Still reluctant to give up the so called "flying flyer" idea, our hero decided he'd take matters into his own hands. And thus...with that in mind, our hero drove to the very top of SABERKAS and made his version of the flyers.
And thus...the 1st flying flyer was born...
Fearing that the prototype would fail its purpose, our hero made several more with the help of his accomplices, Aaron-Man and Shoe-Lint.
With that, began a whole new type of flyers...
After shitloads of preparations, the flyers were launched from the building and well...they flew. They didnt fly far but they flew non the less...soooo...i'd say the flying flyers were a success...XD
Hero at Play
Ah yes....all work and no play makes our hero a friggin stressed crime fighter. Apparently, for some wierd reason, our hero releases his so called tension build up by visitin Hock Lee's arcade. If your tinkin our hero comes here to play video games...then u are so so wrong.
Wad our hero ends up doing to release tension at Hock Lee's arcade is...
PLAY POOT POOT CHIA~~~!! (I wonder who suggested the idea...hmmmm....)HOOOOOOOOO~~~!! XD
Yeah...only real heroes have the guts to play poot poot chia in public...and then pose to take pictures to brag about it...
Here we see the entire convoy in 'pooting' action...
Here we see our hero remains as the last man standing...
At the end of the day, our beloved hero inevitably emerges as the 'poot poot' champion with his eyes blindfolded and his hands tied around his back. Our hero ends up going home with RM20 less in cash but nevertheless, he had a hell of a time spendin it....XD
And thus, ends part 1 of our super re-capp. Do tune in next time for part 2 of the super re-capp for more fun filled adventures of your favourite hero...=D
Posted By the HERO
of music. the stud everyone is addicted to.
music
Monday, January 07, 2008.
2:00 AM
Im back HOOOOOOOOOOO~~~!!!After a long long long long long long time of laying dormant..our hero finally awakens and starts 2 blogg AGAIN. This time around, its a new year for our hero with better mishaps and adventures awaiting to be told...HOOO~~~! Waiting to make a timed arrival, our hero patiently waits 4 the right time 2 start blogging again. Thus comes tons and tons of adventures awaiting u readers but unfortunately, they're saved for anotha time because apparently...our beloved hero was FORCED to blog in a most peculiar time in an abrupt manner by an ever tempting, hot, cute, sensual, yummy, petite, sexy...(u get my picture)..temptress. Just kiddin baby...teehee..XP
Nevertheless...a post is still a post and it shall not go down without any pictures.
This is just a preview of things 2 come....XD
Happy 2008 people...~~!!
Tune in for the next post..it most definately will be longer than this 1...=D
Posted By the HERO
of music. the stud everyone is addicted to.
music
