With time deifnately not being on their side our hero and his league of friends, Aaron Man, Jack-A-Leene and Reff-Say hello 2 my little fren-ian, decided to head out, in search of any spot with Wi-Fi available to make a final dash 2 finish their assignment. 1st off..our heroes headed of to Iglool..as it was the most convenient place with Wi-Fi..or so they thought. A few minutes in the place, our heroes decided to order sum snow ice and then began 2 on their laptops 2 begin their assignment..as they all finished their fair share of snow ice, it is only fair dat they shud actually start doing their work but then...our hero suddenly realizes dat his laptop still hasnt detected any Wi-Fi devices...same thing goes 4 the other laptops. Turns out, heres wad the sign on Iglool actually reads...
Wi-Fi
Temporarily Not Available
Furious by the stupidity of the staff of Iglool...our heroes stormed out in search for anotha spot. There, they stumbled upon a place called The Colours, where practically, everything is freakin expensive.
Cola = RM3.80
Ribena+Sprite = RM3.80
Garden Salad(Cabbage, Brocolli and Tomato with French dressing) = RM4.00
Anyways, it was a good call goin to The Colours cos although we ended up spending unnecessary money, our assignment wuz actually on the process of being done.
Heres to show that doing assignments brings u places..hehehe...XD
Here we see our
"Apa!? Apa!? Aiyaaa...i oso got do wad...XD"
Aaaa..well finally, with all the hard work, effort, money and time spent..our 4 heroes finally finished their IT ASSIGNMENT. Tq Jack-A-Leene...we could'nt have done it without you..literally..lolz..XD
Our hero was about to call it a day when his sister suddenly dragged him to try this so called infamous lok-lok stall in Kuching. Putting fitness 1st, our hero tried to maintain a healthy diet by saying no to his sister's request but his sister proved to be more persuasive than he thought. Before long, our hero soon found himself behind the wheel at around 12a.m. to head out for sum lok-lok. As he arrive at the stall, he wuz amazed at the constant, steady flow of customers the stall recieved at such hours. What amazed our hero even more wuz the stall's repp which he soon found out to be almost as old as our hero's father himself. Turns out, the stall has been there for almost 50 years, so...they basically know what they are doing.
Besides lok-lok, this little stall is also famous for its nasi lemak. The stall gives you the freedom to choose whether u want chicken curry or deep fried chicken to go with your nasi lemak.
The shop's name which simply says "LOK-LOK" is located beside San Francisco's Grill. This shop's direct and straight to the point name tells the buyers exactly what it sells and definately gives its customers exactly what they want. Overall, it recieves a definate two thumbs up from our hero especially for their free flow and variety of sauce. But if your looking to find this place for lunch, then dont bother because the stall only opens at 8p.m and closes at around 3a.m.
Welcome to SMK St Joseph
Our hero finally returns home all tired and wiery from a hard day's work. Gee..i wonder how my old skool is doin..? Lolz...XD
Btw...baby, if your reading dis, i just wanna tell u dat i miss u so much and im thinkin about u all the time...XP
As our hero finally passed his drivers exam. He has to wait for around 4 days for his P license to arrive..so he thought. As days passed..still he hears no reply from his driving instructor. After a several days, our hero finally recieves an SMS from his driving instructor. Finally..a glimmer of hope that he didn't run out on our hero after recieving his share of the money. Here's wad the msg said...
"The licence hasnt out yet. I will pass to u once its done. Just as advice, dont drive without licence. Drive careful and slowly. Lots of dangerous u havent meet."
Aaaargh...so then..our hero waits patiently for his P. Days go by and FINALLY..another msg arrives...
"Ah Seng here. Your P licence is done. I will meet you at your house at 7.30 to pass it to you."
Our hero's intructer finally met up with our hero that nite and passed him his P license. Now the streets of his city wud be much more safer with our hero roaming the streets. =D
Here's our hero's P license being held by his faithfull Teddy...
That, (^) is anotha pic 4 u baby...XD
As our hero goes for his physics class..his mind just wonders off as he thinks about his presentation being dressed for the day and all. Wad is he going to say...how is he going to say it..oh the tension. As he wonders off, everyone wuz busy listening to the lecturer's explanation.
Feeling guilty and all, our hero decides to listen to wad his teacher has 2 say...
1st 5 minutes of listening...our hero perserveres through his lecturer's monotonous tone while explaining the equation...
The next 10 minutes our hero actually tries to copy wad his lecturer had just explained to him but apparently, he failed to do so. This is why....
Uuh....shud i copy the red, the black, or the blue 1?
Macam mana Malaysia Boleh Maju, people...XP
"I miss you baby...i really do.." =P
Yet anotha shout out our hero wants his baby to know..XD
*Note* New haircut XP
After coming back from Nasional Service, its been a while since our hero has had his last hair cut. Around 9 months to be exact..so the experience of going to the barber has been sumwat of a memory to our hero. Seeing that it is his 1st hair cut after 9 months, our hero decides to go and try out sumthing new. Looking for a place to have a haircut, our hero joins his 2 beloved sidekicks, Aaron Man and Lim Master to search for a place to cut hair which they all stumbled upon in a shop located sumwhere in Crown Square called Rejuvenate. The name sounded cool so our hero and his sidekicks stepped in to get their haircut. More like hairstyled. Haha..They stepped out as new men....NOT. Only neater and more presentable..heehee. Well, the the cut was ok. Stylish and neat. Non the less, 14 ringgit for a lil snip here and there was a wee bit pricy though..considering how short our hero's hair was. =PAs our hero was cruising the streets of his city he found a new store which just opened a few days ago..near Kingcentre..it looked real cool from the outside. It looked even better on the inside. Then, came the testing of their infamous snow ice and let me tell u..Our hero has definately found a new hangout spot for snow ice..
One of the workers of Iglool gladly posing as i snapped a picture of the place..heehee..XD
Mmmm...nice puffs...(No..i dont mean the gurls at the back u dirty minded yahoos..tsk tsk..) Do eat them while their cold..the pastry tastes kinda tough though...
Mmm...Yougurt Snow Ice with Mullberry topping..soury goodness...
Now here comes the good stuff..Green Tea Snow Ice with Chocolate topping and egg yolk. Yes..that's right people..EGG YOLK. The moment our hero saw that in the menu, he just could'nt resist. Wierdly enough, it tastes..well..ok. Frozen egg yolk=chewy. It kinda added texture to the whole thing..really cool idea though. But this is definately not recommended for people with well, weak stomachs. Heehee..XDOverall..Iglool made a good choice with the setting and also with the trying of new ideas in snow ice. This place is definately hero recommended. A definate two thumbs up! But do bring extra cash though because one bowl of snow ice will set u back at around 5 to 6 ringgit each. =P
IT ASSIGNMENT
As IT class began, our lecturer, Mr Wilson Suai began to explain to us that we had an IT assignment to hand up in 2 weeks time consisting of a print out of 15 pages on the topic "My dream PC". Without listening to any of the lecturer's lectures, our hero immedietly sped off and went on with his own assignment. He ended up finishing 1st directly after the class ended...
Our hero diligently working on his assignment...
Wad you are about to see below is a direct cut out from Microsoft Words on what our hero was working on during IT class...
‘Crooked penis’ is a term used when the penis of a man, exemplar A: Aaron Jong is found to be unporportioned in its positioning. If a penis is found to be out of its usual position or bent out of shape then it is considered to be a crooked penis. Most people that suffer from crooketus penialus do not even realize that they have it. The only explanation to this phenomenon is simply because the behavior of a normal male does not encourage the participation of the viewing of other male’s genital areas. Thus explains the innocence in a sufferer of crooketus penialus to not know his condition.
The second condition shows that crooketus penialus is also contracted by the constant humping of hard objects such as rocks, tables, chairs, etc. This condition is shown by exemplar B: Aaron Goh as he is found to be a constant pipe humper or as he likes to refer to himself as 'the plumber'. Know that this type of contraction of crooketus penialus is usually at its worse condition as the sufferer is usually found in an aroused state at the wrong time. This is very inappropriate for example: Aaron Goh attends a family meeting and suddenly contracts crooketus penialus. This condition will render him control over his genital area and thus humiliates himself in front of his family.
Most sufferers of the Crooked Penis Syndrome(CPS) usually end up being very insecure. As a result, they usually end up not performing well in their usual activities. This will cause sufferers of crooketus penialus to end up moping and thus suffer from a severe case of depression. This condition will immobilize sufferers of CPS to a very drastic state of feeling weak and useless. CPS also causes its sufferers to isolate themselves from the outside world and live a life of solitude.
For countless of years, tons of researches have been conducted by scientists in universities all over the world in order to battle this major problem in male genetics and have identified the main cause for crooked penis. Through a number of experiments, scientists have now identified the cause for the widespread of this epidemic is the improper care and negligence of a male towards his genital area. Although several contraptions have been invented to down or numb the pain of the sufferer, the effects of crooketus penialus were still visible. Up till now, there hasn’t been a cure for sufferers of CPS and thus makes it a very lethal pandemic. The only way to ensure safety from contraction of CPS is through prevention. The saying, ‘Prevention is better than cure’ definitely applies to those that want nothing to do with CPS and thus emphasizing the term, ‘Take care of your penis’.
Alvin Yap
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Mmm...IT class..the place where people learn how to operate a simple computer. Problem is, apparently, most people that attend the class already know how to operate a computer. So that means...IT class=slacking time...hehehehe...
As we can see, the students in IT class are always diligently paying attention to their work in the class....
Over here, a student shows the proper posture to sit and position urself when using a computer...
Our hero sittin in his heroic fashion at Swinburne's cafeteria...
"I just miss u sooo much baby..."
Our hero's adventure begins as he starts of his Tuesday class as usual. He breezes through his classes as usual, skipping IT, going to the cafeteria..and last of all, attending oral(which our hero has not been attending for the past 2 weeks due to holiday clashes). Our hero arrives in oral class exhausted after rushing up 8 flights of stairs from the lack of info that oral class had been changed from 3rd floor to 8th. Anyways, as oral class began, our lecturer, Ms Lee, soon explained to us that next week was our solo presentation. Next, she started passing out a container filled with folded paper 2 choose which topic ur presentation would be on. With his eyes closed and his fingers crossed, our hero began 2 choose his paper and this wuz wad our hero got.
"It is better to be adopted by Bill Gates than to live with my poor parents"
WTF!?..nicely done, legs for hands..but oh well, since it had already been chosen, our hero had to make the best of his topic and present it next week. The irony...haha..XD
Aaa..breakfast..the most important meal of the day..cant skip it no matter wad..now that being the motto of our beloved hero, he decides to try his uni's 'Super Breakfast Delight'..but it kinda turned out well..lets just say i dont see the 'delight' factor in it..
Aaa but well..who's to complain..i mean..i had ONE fried egg, ONE sausage, ONE harsh brown, and ONE slice of cucumber..for only RM2.50..now lets not forget the unbelievably small plate of sauce ppl...
Overall.. it kept my breakfast way under my budget so i aint complainin...teehee...XD
Here we see our beloved hero embarking on his food discovering journey as he scours his city looking for good food that can only satisfy his taste buds...giving them his comments and reviews...
*Best Butter Chicken Rice*OMG...whatever problems u have..anything that is going through ur mind, all the stress and anxiety..all of them put together and yet u'd still say ur day wuz good.. ONLY and only if u tried the..'Butter Chicken Rice' directly opposite Star Cineplex. Mmmm..this is definately hero recommended. (two thumbs up)
Next on the menu is 'Kung Pao Rice' with a drink called 'Black and White'(which is actually soya bean with chinchao..XD) at a shop called Only Mee at Jln Song. This is ok..i mean, it has made its way on my blog. A word of advice though, do not order the mee although its supposed to be good..being it is the whole theme of the shop..but its not. The mee at Only Mee=not hero recommended.
As our hero went on studying..boredom had layed its ugly paws on our hero again thus breaking his will to continue on studying but amplifying his urge to experiment on more fuits...before he knew it, more and more fruits fell pray to our hero's experiments. Wad seemed like a harmless way to fill time, turned into an obsession...
Spot the experimented banana...
Look closely and u'll see dat those arent just any ordinary watermelon seeds...
As exams creep closer and closer...we see our hero start 2 join in alliances and start study groups 2 prepare for wadever his lecturer might throw at him. But then, as the study group began...our hero realizes his tolerance for continuous study is really very low. So..to solve this problem, our hero starts to experiment on a few fruits at his friends house. The results are well...lets all just watch now shall we..XD
Thus our hero begins his day as usual..going to university in an normal everyday fashion. Attending lectures...skipping IT...the usual. As our hero's day comes to an end he meets his favourite Finite Math lecturer, Miss Phang and without haste, greets her and complains in a playful fashion about the so called exaggerated diffuculty of this morning's exam. Our hero and a few of his friends occupied Miss Phang wit questions as they all walked down the stairs. The conversation went on like this..
Hero: Eii, Miss Phang!! Haiyo..why just now u ask so many teachers to supervise us in our test 1..?
Miss Phang: So dat u all dont copy mah..
Hero: Haiyo..so many teachers looking and staring at me..i do oso, very nervous lar..
Miss Phang: Why? Like SPM ha?
Hero: Yaloo..Hado..Eh by the way..the question bout the coin thingy...is the answer 3 or 4?
Miss Phang: Which question?
Hero: Neh neh neh..the one wit the coin 1..err..question 4 arr..
Miss Phang: 4 la..why?
Hero: (starts looking at his friend and pointing) Nah! See see..tell u liaw..
Miss Phang giggles..
Hero: (Looks down with his back facing Miss Phang) Eh Miss Phang wad about....
BAAAAAAAM!!!
Before our hero could finish his sentence, he hears a loud crash followed by a thud behind him. He turns back only 2 see that Miss Phang had slipped and fell down a few steps of stairs with her books scattered all over the steps. There wuz nuthing our hero could do except prevent Miss Phang from tumbling down more steps. How could such a thing happen to such a nice person...Shows how cruel fate can be when even to the nicest ppl...=(
Anotha challenge is faced by our hero as he sits for his driver's license exam. The adventure begins when our hero arrives at the exam area at 9 a.m. This proves 2 be a grueling task as our hero's patience is put 2 the test as he is asked 2 wait for hours until he sits for the 1st part of his exam which only lasted a few seconds. Then he was left to wait for hours more to wait for the 2nd part of his exam which also lasted only for a few seconds. Then came our hero's last exam which he wuz left 2 wait for even longer hours(enuf 2 watch 2 movies) until he wuz finally tested on the road, which didnt seem much of a problem for our hero as he managed 2 lull the tester 2 sleep as the examination went on. The tester was abruptly woken up by yours truly when the test ended and just randomly ticked the boxes without looking =D...Overall, our hero aced the exam with flying colours. Shows wad a little persevierence and luck can earn you..lolz..Our hero finally returned home at 4p.m. ..'=P
Here we see our hero celebrating the spoils of his victory over Malaysian road rules.
Here we see our hero experimenting on a new source of fuel that might revolutionize the world. With the help of world reknown scientist, Dr Wilson Lim, our hero records his endeavour during this remarkable breakthrough. This so called fuel soon turned out 2 be a very unstable substance which our hero soon finds out...
Thinkin of u...=)
Hei...even heroes need a break...
On this episode, we see our beloved hero entering his university life full of passion for knowledge, education and diligence on persuing his goal in achieving an higher education. Little does he noe about the lust and powerfull grip temptation has on people. Sooner than he had expected, our hero's innocence and curiosity towards temptation draws him closer and closer to it....
In the end, our hero finally gave into temptation and ended up not paying any attention during Engineering Math lecture. =P
Moral of the story: A hero can only resist dat much...
Which 1 looks beta? Be it this 1?
Or this 1?Here we see our hero..steadily breezing through the shopping complexes of Kuching..searching for a perfect but yeat affordable jacket. Scowering high and low in every fashion oriented shop, store and boutique..goin from fitting room to fitting room...trying different jackets..and yeat, still this hero seems displeased...comes to show dat even heroes wanna look cool..=)
