IT ASSIGNMENT

As IT class began, our lecturer, Mr Wilson Suai began to explain to us that we had an IT assignment to hand up in 2 weeks time consisting of a print out of 15 pages on the topic "My dream PC". Without listening to any of the lecturer's lectures, our hero immedietly sped off and went on with his own assignment. He ended up finishing 1st directly after the class ended...








Our hero diligently working on his assignment...







Wad you are about to see below is a direct cut out from Microsoft Words on what our hero was working on during IT class...


‘Crooked penis’ is a term used when the penis of a man, exemplar A: Aaron Jong is found to be unporportioned in its positioning. If a penis is found to be out of its usual position or bent out of shape then it is considered to be a crooked penis. Most people that suffer from crooketus penialus do not even realize that they have it. The only explanation to this phenomenon is simply because the behavior of a normal male does not encourage the participation of the viewing of other male’s genital areas. Thus explains the innocence in a sufferer of crooketus penialus to not know his condition.
The second condition shows that crooketus penialus is also contracted by the constant humping of hard objects such as rocks, tables, chairs, etc. This condition is shown by exemplar B: Aaron Goh as he is found to be a constant pipe humper or as he likes to refer to himself as 'the plumber'. Know that this type of contraction of crooketus penialus is usually at its worse condition as the sufferer is usually found in an aroused state at the wrong time. This is very inappropriate for example: Aaron Goh attends a family meeting and suddenly contracts crooketus penialus. This condition will render him control over his genital area and thus humiliates himself in front of his family.
Most sufferers of the Crooked Penis Syndrome(CPS) usually end up being very insecure. As a result, they usually end up not performing well in their usual activities. This will cause sufferers of crooketus penialus to end up moping and thus suffer from a severe case of depression. This condition will immobilize sufferers of CPS to a very drastic state of feeling weak and useless. CPS also causes its sufferers to isolate themselves from the outside world and live a life of solitude.
For countless of years, tons of researches have been conducted by scientists in universities all over the world in order to battle this major problem in male genetics and have identified the main cause for crooked penis. Through a number of experiments, scientists have now identified the cause for the widespread of this epidemic is the improper care and negligence of a male towards his genital area. Although several contraptions have been invented to down or numb the pain of the sufferer, the effects of crooketus penialus were still visible. Up till now, there hasn’t been a cure for sufferers of CPS and thus makes it a very lethal pandemic. The only way to ensure safety from contraction of CPS is through prevention. The saying, ‘Prevention is better than cure’ definitely applies to those that want nothing to do with CPS and thus emphasizing the term, ‘Take care of your penis’.










Alvin Yap
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