Monday, June 04, 2007.
1:17 PM
HERO EP. 2 : OBEY THE 3 LESSONS IN LIFEOn this episode of HERO, we see our beloved hero going 2 an outing to accompany his friend, Chiew-Bakka to meet a gurl he had been chattin with on MSN. Well, apparently, the gurl had brought her sister and fren along so being the hero he was, leaving his friend to go alone wud seriously be an awkward moment. Anyhows, as Chiew-Bakka picked up our hero, he realized dat his friend, the master barrier generator, Jor-El, wuz tagging along as well. Oh well, the more the merrier. So as we all arrived at STAR Cineplex 2 meet the gurls, turns out 1 of them wuz our hero's, frenz, sister. LOLZ. They all decided to watch SHREK 3..jeez..oh well, its been a long while since our hero watched 3D films in the cinema so he din quite like the plan but since every1 wuz in 2 it, he just tagged along..teehee.
As we went to the booth to get the tickets, there werent any left. BUMMER...Oh well, now i can watch Pirates of The Carribean..weee...but no..the gurls decided they still wanted to watch Shrek 3 so they walked while we drove 2 Riverside Cineplex. (Nooo..its not like we didnt want to give them a ride or anythin..its just, 3 guys and 3 gurls in a Proton Saga just wont do...plus, you've never met my friend Jor-El now have you..hahahaha.) Wierd thing wuz, the gurls arrived at the cinema faster than we did. Finally, we got to watch SHREK 3. Athough the movie only lasted 4 like an hour or so, it wuz ok. We finished at 10.30 p.m..gosh, awfully early to end the night our hero thought...so we all decided to go bowling...
LESSON 1
Never go bowling if you have long fingernails.
After bowling, we decided 2 part ways wif the gurls and went to McD for sum ice-cream, but Jor-El had an insatiable hunger so he ordered 2 more large fries and a coke. After that, all 3 of us decided to head home and call it a night.
Here we see our hero doing a little streeet dancin since the night wuz still young....
As we were about to exit the parking place, we found out we had no $ left to pay for the fee. Aah, no biggy..we got ATM's all over town..money, is just a swipe away.....so we thought. First bank we went to, Standard Charted...card rejected. Ok...next bank..CiMB Bank...system not ready. Oh well, lets go to Affin Bank...proccessing....system not ready. Alrighty then...lets go to MayBank...since its well, opened 24 hrs and stuff...proccesing.. yet still, SYSTEM NOT FCKIN READY!
LESSON 2
Never trust ATM machines. They tend to screw you at the most needy of times.
Sooo...3 of our heroes started diggin our pockets for any amount of small change we cud possibly find...we ended up with RM2.80. The amount we needed wuz RM3.30. TOTAL BUMMER. Basically, that meant all 3 of our beloved heroes are stranded in the Standard Charted carpark until god knows when...
11.01p.m....2 of our heroes begin 2 mope upon their misfortune...
Seeing that we were in need of cash, we started acting like desperate men. Our 3 heroes decided to approach the guard at the bank and asked him 2 spare us a few ringgits. Here's how the conversation went down...
Jor-El: Umm encik, encik boleh minta tolong ka...
Guard: Apahal?
Jor-El: U see, kita semua stranded dekat sini and umm, we need like 2 ringgit more untuk bayar for our parking ticket...
Guard: Ado..apasal kamu tak bawa extra duit...
Hero: Mana kami tau itu ATM semua rosak ma...
Chiew-Bakka: Yar..yar..
Guard: Err..kamu tunggu sini sampai dua belas stengah lar...itu booth guard sudah mau habis dia punya syif ma..dia habis, dia bukak gate lar..
Hero: (grumbles 2 himself)..
Jor-El: Ok..thankew encik...
So, without a choice all 3 of our heroes decided to wait....and wait...and wait sumore
An hour into waiting, our 3 heroes begin to loose contact with their sanity and begin to show signs of wear and tear..."Waa..sky sky sooo prettyyy..."
12.25...our hero gets ready and gets his act 2gether as he has anotha five more minutes 2 freedom...
At 12.35a.m, our hero's sped out of the carpark the moment the gate wuz opened. The guards, although still der, we helpless 2 do anything as we were already halfway across town...and thus brings us to our final lesson...
LESSON 3
Always pay parking fee.
Our hero finally reached home at 1.30 a.m in the morning and collapsed on his bed instantly.
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