Thursday, June 14, 2007.
4:01 AM
Our Hero Does ELEPHANTAaaa....after a hard days work and the passing of his final oral presentation, our hero deicides to go out 2 celebrate and release sum steam. Since his ally from Europe (a secret service agent only known as Jacques) is leaving for Selangor in the next few days to further his espionage training, our hero went for his farewell dinner at this place called ELEPHANT located sumwhere behind Kuching Park Hotel at Jln Ang Cheng Ho. Skeptical of the place at 1st, our hero decides 2 go non the less...since well, it is named ELEPHANT after all..how bad cud it be?
As our hero arrived at the place, truly enough the place wuz filled with things associated wit elephants.
Long elephant paintings stretching across the wall.....
Huge elephant paintings dat tower above you...
There were a few elephant statues and vases but our hero din have the time to snap pictures..XD
You know, with dat much elephant related items..u cud only wonder if they actually sold elephant meat. Well, curious as he wuz, our hero cud only take dat much b4 asking the waiter about it. The conversation went down like dis...
Waiter : Wad wud u like 2 drink sir?
Hero : Erm..do you have..ribena 7-Up?
Waiter : No sir..we have sprite peach, sprite strawberry, sprite lemon and sprite blue curacao.
(With dat many choices, yet still, they had no ribena-7-Up..kinda odd dont u tink? Lolz..XD)
Hero : Erm..then i'll haaave...the umm..sprite peach lar..
Waiter : Ok sir..wad about the food?
Hero : Umm..do you sell elephant meat?
Waiter : Uh..umm..no sir..*grins*
Hero : Then why name your shop elephant le?
Waiter : Hehe..dunno la..tauke nio gave the name 1..
Hero : Oooh..liddat your tauke nio likes elephants alot lar..?
Waiter : Tink so..*grins again*
Our hero ended up orderin the barbecued beef sandwich since it sunded so tantalizing in the menu..(succulent beef barbecued and marinated with black pepper, topped of with sweet mustard, tomatoes, cucumbers and finished off with focaccia bread)
Being still hungry and all, after not eating anythin for the whole day...our hero decides to order more food...mmm...
Hero : Now lets see...i'll try the umm..sprite blue curacao...(how cud u not try it with a name like dat...XD)
Hero : Oh and get me the umm..fettuccine with garlic sauce..Waiter : Wad choice of meat wud u want on it sir? Beef or mutton?
Hero : Umm..beef..
Waiter : Im sorry sir we dont have beef..
Hero :(WTF!? Then why ask me if u only have mutton? *Bonus question*) Gimme the mutton then..
Ignoring the blurness of elephant's employees considering hw sporting they were, our hero continued on to enjoy his meal...
Here we see our hero and Jacques acting like couples to avoid suspicion of the workers at ELEPHANT about their true identities...
Overall, the meal wuz ok..pretty good actually..the price wuz ok until it came to the service charge...Rm3 ringgit plus 4 a friggin service charge?? The serving counter wuz just 5 steps away from our table! How much did u service me? (now why didnt dat sound rite...XD) Anyhow's our hero went home with a full belly and an empty wallet..but at least our hero wuz satisfied..hehehe...XP
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