Monday, August 13, 2007.
1:55 PM
HERO DECOMMISSIONED? (PART 1)It had been like any other night. Our hero wuz bored and so wuz his justice friends. Giving a 2nd try-out 2 NIGHT BASKETBALL, our hero suits up at getting prepared 2 shed pounds and gain more muscle. Finally, sumtin beneficial our hero can do dat doesnt involve money or eating...lolz. As our hero arrived on the court, he saw more people there than the last time he went. (FIY-The last time, there were only 5 ppl so...u'd imagine how a 2 on 3 match wud be like after a few hours of the same thing. *Our hero fell asleep while playing* ) Anyhows, being all psyched up and all, our hero started doin jumps and warm-up routines..the usual. Finally, 1st 4 on 4 of the night...Our hero started dashing around the court claiming his turf. 3 minutes in the game, our hero had already made 2 steals, 4 rebounds and scored 4 points..(btw...these are all just assumptions..XD). Our hero wuz everywhere...steal here...score there...but little did he know that all of that wuz shortlived. 5 minutes into the game our hero saw an opportunity the grasp the ball from the opponent. To avoid puttin ya'll to sleep, here's a short version of wad happened next. Ball is shot by opponent - ball goes high in the air - ball hits board - every1 else crowds under the hoop - hero comes dashing in from the side court to make the steal - hero jumps in the air, makes the rebound, slams the ball establishing dominance, and finally lands on THE OPPONENTS FOOT!? Ah yes..and wad happened next wuz a loud thud coming from our hero. BLAM!! Our beloved hero came crashing down like a house of cards. Oh but our story doesnt end there..now where wud the fun be in dat hmm..?? After sitting down for around 5 minutes, our hero gets up and starts 2 jump around. Next thing u noe our hero starts jogging and doing suicides(a basketball work-out comprised of short bursts of sprits back and forth). Inspired by the Gori Akagi scene in Slamdunk, our hero hops in the next game and plays sumore. Pain wuz not an obstacle for dis particular hero... After the match had ended, our hero limps back and sits down 2 rest. Calling it a night, our hero takes off his shoes to wear his slippers. While our hero wuz taking off his shoes, he realized dat his right leg(the one with the injury) had become sorta stuck to his shoe. Administrating immense force, our hero finally breaks the hold the shoe had on his foot only to see a grotesque figure staring back at him.
Our hero soon realized that wad he tot wuz a minor injury turned out to be quite a serious 1...lolz..XD
It really wuz like having a freakin face staring at u, laughing at ur demise...
There wuz really nothin our hero cud do...
Realizing the seriousity of the situation, our hero started thinkin of the next thing he cud do to solve the situation. "Hmm...i think i shud..go and eat SPICY GU BAK MEE! Woohoo!!" And dat wuz exactly wad our hero did. Anyhows, upon arrival into his lair, our hero wuz gunned down by his parents regarding the recently sustained injury and wuz brought to the
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