Tuesday, August 14, 2007.
11:21 PM
HERO DECOMMISSIONED? (PART 2)1 p.m. - Our hero finally woke up from his slumber in a blur state...(wonder if the PAINKILLER the doc jabbed me with for no apparent reason last night might have sumthing to do with it!?)..only thinkin of the next thing on his mind besides brushing his teeth...BRUNCH. Upon laying his feet on the ground, the sharp pain coming from our hero's right foot reminded our hero about wad had happened the night before...
1.30 p.m. - Our hero limps down the stairs to have his brunch when he is informed dat he has to leave the house for an x-ray appointment at the General Hospital at 2 p.m. *bummer*
1.55 p.m - Upon arrival at the hospital, our hero wuz soon greeted by his uncle who apparently works there. Here's how the brief conversation went down...
Uncle: Hei, wad are you doing here?
Hero: Oh, i had a sports injury...no problem 1 lar...
Uncle: Aisee...are you ok!?
Now lets see...i just told him i have a sports injury....i wuz limping for the past few minutes before he greeted me..and i have a freaking bandage on my foot!! Jee, i wonder if im ok..*DUHH*...XD
Anyhows, after meeting his uncle, our hero wuz brought to the x-ray room after undergoing hospital procedures. 1 after another patients went in and out of the room..most of them elderly men.(Dont ask me why.)
After around an hour of waiting, our hero finally entered the x-ray room and wuz greeted by 2 radiologists who apparently went straight to the point to positioning him for the x-ray...
They ended up stickin to this position after positioning me for the past 5 freaking minutes..! *No wonder Malaysia's government hospitals are so mundur..*
After the x-ray, our hero
After reviewing the result, the doctor had a short conversation with our hero..
Hero: So doc...how how?
Doc: Erm...well, the good thing is..nothing is cracked or broken lar...
Hero: Then wad's the bad thing..?
Doc: Erm..ur ligamen's kinda torn all the way through...
Hero: Walao eh..liddat, umm...how long will it take till im able to play basketball again?
Doc: Erm..no touching of ball for a month..and get lotsa rest....
Hero: A month!? Walao eh...2 weeks can liaw lar...
Doc: If u want it to tear all the way through then 2 weeks, caaaaan...
Our hero returned home after spending hours and hours at the hospital with the shocking news that he cant play basketball for a month..wad a way to screw the "Patience is a virtue" saying...
Cant blame most people for hating to go to the hospital...wad kind of a person wud like going to the hospital except for free hospital food? And even that tastes crappy..! Everytime u recieve a call from the hospital, u noe its bad..."Umm sir...im calling from the hospital to inform you dat you have contracted testicular cancer...*faint*" But well, on the contrary...i guess something good did come out of my hospital trip...
I leave this part to your imagination..*wink*
Well ppl, i guess our hero has no choice but to undergo temporary decommissioning for a month in order to continue playing basketball normally again...in the mean time, our hero has got to find somthing beta to do to fill in the amount of spare time he has...knitting sounds good...hahahaha...blargh...
Wait a minute..the doctor said no touching ball for a month. He never said anythin about playing basketball now did he...? Man i love specifics...kekekeke...lolz..XP
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